Tales from the deskside    

This is where we keep the deepest, scariest, and funniest problems, this is where logic and reasoning have no meaning, this is where brain cells go to die, welcome to the Deskside.  We've picked few stories that exemplify human ignorance and stupidity, so sit back and enjoy.  After all, you deserve a break.

Why won't it work?
I was making a house call for a friend who knew some people who had just gotten a couple old Tandys for their kids to mess around on, or so I was told.  When I got there I found out that they had bought them at a garage sale (never buy a computer product of any type from a garage sale)  and weren't even sure if they worked in the first place.  They also said that they had bought a game for it and when they put the "disk" in the computer had freaked out and started saying weird things.  So after about 30 minutes of trying to find the right software and hardware (they disconnected and misplaced the wires since they couldn't get the computer to work) I asked to see the game that they had tried to put in, they said that it was still in the drive.   Since the only drive on the machine was a 5.25" drive, and I didn't see a disk in the drive I was reasonably sure that these people had smoked a little too much something (I don't know what but whatever it was, it was too much).  Well, when I looked in the drive to make sure that I wasn't getting any funky fumes I saw that they had put a CD in the disk drive.  I also found out later that the computer had been left outside in the rain, no wonder these things didn't work!  So I guess the moral of the story is that if you know someone who shouldn't own a computer, like these people, do everything in your power to dissuade from acquiring one.  That includes any high powered calculators (such as a Ti-85), computers shouldn't pay the price for peoples stupidity. 





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